WARNING: SPAMTON G. SPAMTON® "SPECIL EDITION"™ 1997 RECALLED VINTAGE TOY (NEVER OPENED) MAY CAUSE CRAMPS, MIGRAINES, DEPRESSION, DEATH, NEEZLES, NEOPOX, DIVINE REVELATIONS, IBS, DEATH, THE SNIFFLES, DEATH, AND DEATH. NOT FDA APPROVED. ALL THE ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS AND PRESERVATIVES YOU KNOW AND LOVE FOR X2 THE PRICE. FUN TO PLAY WITH FUNNIER TO EAT. SOME STRINGS ATTACHED. FRAGILE. PLEASE HANDLE WITH LOVE AND CARE AND HUGS AND KISSES. CONTAINS SOOOOOO MUCH ASBESTOS. STILL THE BEST 1997. MOVING PARTS MAY PINCH. UNMOVING PARTS MAY START MOVING. MOVING PARTS MUST STOP MOVING. WE BURN EVERY DAY. DO NOT OPERATE WITHOUT A LICENSE. IN 1997, SPAMTON THE TALKING SALESMAN DOLL WAS RECALLED FOR UNDISCLOSED REASONS. THE ASSOCIATED COMPANY REFUSED TO ISSUE ANY FURTHER STATEMENTS BECAUSE IT DID NOT EXIST. WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. COMPANY DOCUMENTS, RECORDS, EVERYTHING, ALL WIPED CLEAN. HARD TO ORDER AN INSPECTION OF THE FACTORY THAT MADE THOSE THINGS WHEN YOU PULL INTO ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EMPTY PARKING SPACES AROUND IT AND THE FACTORY ISN'T THERE. SOMETIMES I STILL SEE THAT THING STOCKED IN THE BACK OF THRIFT STORE SHELVES. ALWAYS UNTOUCHED. IT'S A RARE TOY BUT IT'S NOT REALLY WORTH ANYTHING. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT IT. PROBABLY WHY THEY'RE ALWAYS BRAND NEW IN BOX. No purchase necessary. Offer ends 1/1/2000.